"Who wins? The tortoise or the hare?"
"Taste that wine. Is it fine, is it fine?"
"Leathery layers of structured fruit"
"Black currant, black licorice, biodynamic buster"
"McRib with a Sprite"
"I love you . . . McDonald's hot cherry pie"
"Chocolate dusted black currant and bell peppers"
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"Pencil shavings and raspberry tea"
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